Wednesday, April 26, 2006

hello my beloved readers.

today we watched my fair lady. eliza has finally become beautiful. and we also watched that cme movie. the part whereby the girl was left in the rain nearly made me cry. amazing, i didn't cry when i watched i not stupid 2. wanzhen called me heartless. after that i went for math and i couldn't sleep because people were talking so loudly. even when i wasn't supposed to sleep. i couldn't understand math, and broke my brain in the process. after that i hung around in the library and met charlene. my entourage came and helped me do my homework. only after a while wanzhen came back and we walked in the rain again. this time wasn't as bad as the last time, we didn't get so wet. it was still kinda fun. then me and wanzhen went to jurong and bought a whole tube of chocolate. i still haven't finished the chocolate. then wanzhen went to tempt herself with ice cream but we didn't buy any. so we walked around in ntuc and ate a free piece of meat. we went home. i was running away from wanzhen and going onto the bus. wanzhen looked at me longingly and pointed her middle finger. now rachel's logging off. goodbye.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Hello. Today was screwed
Wanzhen. I didnt watch the movie.
Neither did i spend the money. I spent $3 dollars on chicken and nothing else.
Also I found a secret stash of money from years back.
Okay? sorry i was sucha bitch.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

hello.
yesterday i led P and W. It means Praise and Worship.
Sigh. guess what? it screwed up. Oh well. maybe because we did not practice enough. The Da Vinci Code was extremely confusing. Only I. The most genius of the world. could understand. :)



I have returned to playing neopets!

I ate a whole box of chocolates. but they are healthy chocolates :)

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

hello! today proved to be not uneventful at ALL. =)
haha. After posting my last post. i went home with wanzhen. We were taking the bus.
And yes. it was pouring.
Then we ran at the speed of light. but we still got wet. Soaked to the skin more like.
Anyway, when we got on the bus, we were both freezing and the busdriver was eyeing us.
When we reached the second stop. i realised the rain wasnt so heavy. I looked out of the bus back window and yes. It wasnt raining as heavily. Simply a pathetic drizzle. As i watched the drizzle, drizzle, Suddenly (here comes the eventful bit) A middle finger rose up! Haha. the stupid girl thought we were staring at her! It was kinda funny. I noticed only her middle finger was perfectly manicured. Good tip. It looks beautiful when pointed. She was so STUPID. which idiot stands up when the bus is MOVING. haha. She was this malay bitch. oh well. at least i got blogging material. How uncouth. and her boyfriend was there.

NO ONE.
CAN BEAT RACHEL AND WAZNNZHEN IN RAISING THE MIDDLE FINGER IN A CLASSY WAY. we do it the PERFECT way.


bye. off to manicure my middle finger.

greetings my fans. Today i am posting from the SCHOOL library. Yes they allow blogger.
None the shit happen today. (it means nothing happened today) WELL NOTHING! amazing huh? I have got no life. Last night i slept like super late.
Sooo... thus i had a hard time waking up this morning. Oh well.
I have read finished "killing Britney"
No it has nothing to do with Britney spears. Its this really cool mystery novel.
Written by Sean Olin, check it out. you can trust rachel with books =)

Monday, April 17, 2006

The chinese teacher simply gave me too little marks. Yongliang and Qianyi reign supreme. Darn it.

Hulloe my friends! Today i am feeling great! i just watched a movie with wanzhen. 8 below. pretty cool movie.
About this herd of dogs.
yeah.
okay.
The deal is i ate some noisy wrapper sweet thing.
Tasted like mediciene. Wanzhen kept crying and wiping her eyes. Forgive her. She got a soft spot for dogs/cats/hamsters/any animal experiencing harsh weather.
It was amusing to watch her cry. haha, just kidding.
Wanzhen told me after the movie that the guy behind her kept kicking her chair and talking to himself.
Welll, apparently there was NO guy behind you wanzhen.
Only behind me.
I forgot to tell you that.
hehe
Ate my lunch at 4 and it tasted like shit.
Hey! but i am still feeling great, yeah?

Friday, April 14, 2006

hello. today i am feeling so happy.
i went out with wanzhen to the west coast, and ate mac breakfast. hehe
i ate until i was so FULL!
WanZhen only drank hot chocolate and then she was full. haha.
Sometimes i wonder if she actually digests her food at ALL.
After the breakfast, we played at the playground. We fooled around with the playground facility which allows you to spinspin and SPIN! It was amazing i didnt throw up.
After the nauseating spin, we climbed up the famous pyramid! The stupidest thing was that all the kids were like" just finish it! you can do it! trust yourself! you can trust no one but yourself! " "if you finish it i give you sweets!"
They treat it like its a life or death situation. like climbing up mount everest or something. lol.
After the pyramids, which left our feet all sore. We did somemore nauseating spins. And presto! i could not take it anymore and fainted on the ground. Well collapse. I did not lose consciousness.
After that we appreciated the beauty of trees and got ants in our pants, we could not take it anymore and headed for civilisation, where we did a mini shopping spree. This proves we CANNOT go camping, hiking or mountain climbing. We may just camp in our HDB downstairs instead, call my dad for the first half of the hike, or stay in the Mountain climbing equipments store and not climb at all. We are pampered princesses, i know.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

The University of Blogging

Presents to
Rachel

An Honorary
Bachelor of
Self Deprication

Majoring in
Nonsensical posts
Signed
Dr. GoQuiz.com
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Blogging Degree
From Go-Quiz.com

hullo! today i am in a happy mood, because i just went to wanzhen's house and play. haha.
wanzhen and i went online. she went to this blog and said. "wah! almost every post got my name!" then she asked me to put back her link. She has this bad habit of impersonating me. How annoying. One fact about wanzhen is that. however annoying she tries to be, it always seems cute. haha.
I recalled one day as i headed to Jurong East library, i was admiring the trees on my way to the bus stop. It looks really pretty. from underneath you look up, you see the beautiful clearblue sky peeking through the leaves. Oh, then my bus rolled past.
Oh yes. one trivia fact about me. I LOVE ORANGES. i just realised it myself, thank you very much =). yumyum. citrus fruits. MUST HAVE MORE.

i just ate a whole bar of limesweets. they are NOT unhealthy. they are full of vitamin Cs so i kept to my promise. =)

Monday, April 10, 2006

Today i am feeling passive. (wanzhen told me the meaning)
haven't done my homework and now i have this egging feeling. That little annoying voice that says" do your homework" or "wake up". Today there was buddyreading. I didnt go; i am extremely sick (yeah right).
I do not like eating food from the canteen anymore.
Last friday, apparently there is some mishandling of the spagetti. Maybe the uncle or auntie dropped a ciggarette in, cause there is this taste of bitter tobacco in it.
FOREIGN OBJECTS!
freaks me out


rachel isnt keeping to her promise of eating healthy. Though she's trying REALLY hard.

today. Fyan kept yelling at us (me and wanzhen) we totally ignored him.he got embarrassed and walked away. Poor mental health. he isnt improving. :(

Sunday, April 09, 2006



How to make a rachel
Ingredients:

1 part beauty

3 parts friendliness

5 parts silliness

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of beauty and some curiousity. Yum!

WARNING: treat with tender loving care or mixture might explode.



got it from micbays blog :)

i am feeling lazy today.
hello my fans. Rachel is back :)
got lotsa news. Firstly. i visited cityharvest church. pretty cool people. but my home is at YI :)
And, i went for GB. it was extremely boring. But luckily someone from church was there, so she fetched me from christchurch to church. i waved at all my friends like i was in a limousine. Just that i was in a van. and the church van, too. Qianyi kept singing. I was afraid that there would be a car accident. LOL. jkjk. when i reached church. I realised i was in my looong skirt. The one that resembled a tent. (thanks mom.) sigh. poor me. cant wait to transfer out of hillgrove. then, at least i would have deccent length skirts. (it was at my shins! honestly)
Dinner at church was extremely generous. I couldnt finish it. Instead i traded my food with my friend. Sounds wrong, i know. but i was desperate to get rid of all my rice, and my friend, was desperate to get rid of all his veggies. the veggies was delicious, by the way. haha. my cell was extremely funny. Cheryl kept insisting to everyone that "this is the cool table" that makes everyone laugh.
MICBAY GOT A PRIZE FOR BEING HIGHEST IN Olvls! and its the prettiest prize ever! it had a star on it. i asked her if she went up on stage and thanked everyone she knew like she recieved the oscars. lol

Thursday, April 06, 2006

hello rachel here :) i am being really stupid by experimenting with the font sizes. excuse me :)
Yesterday, i watched Ice-age two! HILARIOUS!. A little childish though. I liked the parts when all the mini-sloths worshipped that sloth guy. haha. It was so funny. And the vultures broadway. Some idiot kept screaming at the scary bits though. Its ice age! Not exactly scary i suppose?
Towards the end of the movie, my bladder was super full! The fact that all the scenes left now all involve water gushing and flowing about didnt help. When that guy mammoth saved Ellie, that was kinda touching. Mammoths cant exactly swim :) That was so touching. So touching until my bladder nearly cried.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

dear readers. I realised something. i wasted my april fools day. why? because i have that day to do all sorts of mean tricks. but i didnt. sigh. i spent the whole morining sleeping and having macdonalds.
ANYWAY, today life sucked. wanzhen cried in class. one of her moodswings i guess. i am going to
watch ice-age 2 now :)

i love church

gooddaye! Rachel is back. Again.
haven't updated in a while. Guess what? Esther got all golds for her races on sports day. The last time I ran in a race I didn't even finish it .Ohyes. Happy birthday jasmine! The day I blog this its officially the fourth of April. I reached home at 9.i went to lot1 to prepare her birthday cut, and micbay and Brendan helped. More like I helped Brendan and micbay. haha. We had fun! I really enjoyed myself. Beginning to like this cell. :) We did some really childish stuff. I kept staring at micbay eating though. Its really interesting.
micbay was expertly twirling her noodles around her fork. She gently lays them onto her spoon and applies a touch of chilli to her food, then swallows it with one gulp. Picks a speck of chilli off her spoon. :)
odd. I do not always watch people eat. But it was really interesting, and she was eating in that tortured way. She said she was full.
I realised Cheryl is really going to be a good cellleader. Seriously. She is FASTING for the cell?! It didn't even occur to me that fasting was necessary.

AHH yes. Before i go, i hafta tell you people something. I, rachel chong is on a resolution to eat healthily!! YES, junkfood is important ( yeahright) But we musnt forget our balanced diet and all.