Thursday, September 28, 2006

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.



this is absolutely funny.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

homework excuses

If you forget to bring/do your homework. just say this:

Well, you see, I was doing my work when suddenly my book sprouted arms, legs and wings. Then it punched me, flew around the room twice and then went to the window and jumped out. I haven't seen it since.

Doing homework is against my religion

It's in the Bermuda Triangle.

Someone covered it in spray paint. *holds out a black piece of paper*

I'm a werewolf, last night was a full moon, wolves can’t write.

My homework saw what you looked like without your makeup, and ran away.

Princesses do not do assignments

It ate my hamster so I had to destroy it.

I did do it but it turned invisible and now I can't find it.

they are good excuses. really.

Monday, September 25, 2006

from an email

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.

:) happy reading evbdy.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARYL.
heeheehee.
i am planning something. Lora is my accomplice.

TODAY.

Well. today is saturday. And on SATURDAY. i have church! yes oh so lovely church. Amazing, today i went to church half an hour early. I didn't meet Lora as i was supposed to. Ugh. i am always late. Sorry Jiexin & Lora. :)

anyways. today service was awesome! ITS THE END OF THE MASTERLIFE. so 3 people were asked to share their testimony at SNL. And Carlos was among them! yay! He DOES have a good testimony to tell.

Mine was horrible though. I am such a great public speaker.. not.

I just realised how big YI is now. They always say how much we have grown. but i dont see it. Today, i stood at the back, when they were doing the worship at the end of the service. Woah. It was HUGE. and this is only Wanping's side of youth Impact.

Oh yes! I cannot wait for mission trip and YI camp. i am going for both!
:)
:)
:)

anyways. i heard from the missiontrippers ( Brendan ) That there is a tribe in thailand that worships a PENIS. i mean seriously. the male reproductive organ. Its called the god of fertility..

HAHAHAHAHA.

Wanzhen, wanna go live there? ;)

Friday, September 22, 2006

this is it.

School is stupid. and i have news.
have you ever tried taking a screenshot of a video? You can't. When the movie stops, the picture is black, but when the movie is playing the screenshot you took is like the movie. Moving picture.

well i sucessfully managed to take a picture :) CHEER!

lookee look.
Proof that Gambit exists!

Colossus the artist. haha.

anyways. sorry for this picture filled post. Just one more pic :)

oh my gosh, his handwriting is gorgeous.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

RECALLING THE PAST.

i was on the bus with wanzhen and esther.

Wz: Oh! you're sister's so cute! can i bring her home?
Me: No.
Wz:...
Me:....
esther laughs.
Random thought

oh crap.

GUESS WHAT. i realised i lost my diary. The one i pour my soul into, yes, that. I know, its typical for me to lose everything. BUT, i didnt just lose it at home. i think i lost it in public.

WELL. you think its safe right? i mean, its a diary, probably the person wouldn't know its me. WRONG. i did the most stupidest thing ever. i wrote my name. OF COURSE, there are tons of Rachels. I wrote my school and class down as well. BUT. i lost it in church. so.. BUT. i wrote my cellgroup as well.

...
.....
oh crap.

Friday, September 15, 2006

freaky.















Today, i watched Xmen evolution again. ITS ALL IN CHINESE. crap. i enjoyed listening to Rogue's southern accent. Now She sounds all high pitched and gross. Bleb.

I watched the episode about 6 to 7 times. so i could understand.

Monday, September 11, 2006

lame jokes!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible
to teach you anything!Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

Sunday, September 10, 2006

bleb.


hmm. ok. this is a picture of shalom. my old cellgroup. Erm. this was the last photo that they had taken and..

Debra still had centre parting.
Cheryl wore a white headband
Yen and Anna still looked normal.
Qianyi? oh.. hah.
James and Joel looked like they are out to kill.
Carlos was still new.
xiuping looks the same as now.
And Rebekah's wearing a skirt.

Now that everything is different, they ask us to gather again to attend Daniel's wake, i mean farewell party as he would be going to UK for studies. Really honestly wondering if i should even bother to attend.

Friday, September 08, 2006

V for Vendetta


YES. i finally watched the show.
And it was absolutely lovely.

The storyline is set in the future. But this kind of movie, if i told you about it, it would be all spoilers. So go watch it yourself. :)


Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition

The V guy talks very softly. so if you can't hear this is what he said.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

TO ALL MY LOVELY FANS.
sorry
i have been a terrible blogger.

ok. so here's the update.
I went to Thailand from Saturday Morning to Tuesday night. Thailand was ok. I liked the faggot transvestite show. it was uber uber interesting. I saw the lead's two 'lovelies'. My goodness she was GORGEOUS. But she's male. Can you believe it? I also did shopping! well i am notthe shoping type. So not much was bought.

OKAY. i admit the most interesting parts was when i took the plane there and back. I flew by SQ. On both flights, All the Xmen Movies were shown. OF COURSE i didn't watch. Xmen is too great to be watched in a small screen on a flight to thailand. But i watched the making of Xmen and the butterfly episode of scrubs. ( the pink doggie one ). James Marsden is so hot. i mean really with or without the red glasses. Sigh. And Famke was actually wearing makeup. I rather her keep her face blank, like in the movie.

okok! and on the flight back i watched sweet home alabama. But i didn't get to finish it.



YINING: its Rach not Rash. :)
WANZHEN: I'll kiss your wounds for you :)
JIEXIN: I bought you something! but its gross. hope you like it :)

WOW. 3 consecutive smilies. Wait i have more.

CHERYL: thanks for helping me outYesterday. it was ... educational? haha. :)
XIUPING: Do your MASTERLIFE or suffer under my wrath! :) ( Notice i am not as nice as Cheryl. MUAHAHAHAHA!)

Friday, September 01, 2006

CLASS BBQ

omgomg. i love it
Okay, i left my radio there. hah. and i reached home at midnight.
But i had a wonderful time ballroom danicing with wanzhen,
the basketball guys thought we were nuts but what the heck
the food was atrocious. ( sorry guys )
but i was delighted when they sang me a bday song.
i heard they spent 2 hrs trying to fix up the fire.

anyway, that day i took the wrong direction for the bus 65 and ended up in Serangoon...