homework excuses

If you forget to bring/do your homework. just say this:

Well, you see, I was doing my work when suddenly my book sprouted arms, legs and wings. Then it punched me, flew around the room twice and then went to the window and jumped out. I haven't seen it since.

Doing homework is against my religion

It's in the Bermuda Triangle.

Someone covered it in spray paint. *holds out a black piece of paper*

I'm a werewolf, last night was a full moon, wolves can’t write.

My homework saw what you looked like without your makeup, and ran away.

Princesses do not do assignments

It ate my hamster so I had to destroy it.

I did do it but it turned invisible and now I can't find it.

they are good excuses. really.